Cruel Angel's Thesis
Yeah I'm happy about that.
Man, yesterday I went boating with a friend, and damn i'm sunburnt today, so worth it though.
Unlock half the category groups.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the first level.